I was going to save this post for a time when I had a photo to prove to Antony that I am, in fact, not rich, but it's taking me too long to produce that photo.
The news as of last week is that I am now the owner of a '99 BMW 528i, which a number of my friends have dubbed the "Donmobile".
For more photos, check out this post on the SD701 Forums.
(To Antony: I am poor, the 528i was the base model BMW 5series in 1999.)
(To Dave: I don't have any plans to run over your mailbox.)