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What is it with keyboards?

It seems like the computing industry has never really come to consensus on how to make a good keyboard.

I’m an avid Model M user myself, and I’ve managed to convert some of my friends over to ‘80s-style clicky keyboards made by IBM and Unicomp. In my own opinion, IBM came the closest to making a truly good keyboard – and for all I know they did. The buckling spring technology used by vintage IBM keyboards gives really nice tactile feedback, but does so with the added expensive of auditory feedback. Given, some people like the sound, though for people like me trying to type while others are sleeping, it can be something of a nuisance. The reason I say that for all I know IBM did in fact make a perfect keyboard is the existence of a Soft Touch Model M, a buckling spring variant with sound-dampening grease injected into each of the springs. Of course, I’ve never had the opportunity to type on such a keyboard, let alone even see one.

Compare that to Lenovo (formerly IBM)’s keyboards today, which we have in use in one of the computer labs at school. These keyboards are quite the opposite: whisper silent with almost no feedback whatsoever. Personally I’d rather have the tactile feedback with auditory feedback than no feedback whatsoever, though this seems to be the way things are going nowadays: cheap squishy keyboards.

Even laptop keyboards, which I formerly considered an alright-but-not-great compromise of tactility and sound, are really starting to lack. A number of today’s new widescreen laptops are forsaking the blank space to the sides of the keyboard in favor of a numerical pad, which further squishes down the available impact space per key, not to mention shrinking keys such as Backspace, Shift, and Enter down to unacceptably small levels. On top of this, some engineer had the great idea to have the user’s hands glide over the keyboard, resulting in tactile-less “glossy” keyboards, glossy much in the same regard as newer LCD monitors lacking a proper matte finish.

But wait – didn’t we figure out back in the 1980s that membrane keyboards were no good, and instead relegate them to cheap items like TV remotes? Lately they’re cropping up everywhere, from smartphones to Apple’s most recent keyboard offerings. Though I’m sure Antony will disagree with me, the new Apple membrane keyboards remind me of drumming my fingers on my desk rather than typing, and after awhile can actually make my fingers hurt. The same goes for the cramped keyboards on cellphones and the new breed of subnotebooks: when the keys become smaller than my fingers, I have a hard time typing anything – ideally this is where handwriting recognition would have come into play. It worked great even on ancient Palm OS devices from the 1990s – why is it terrible on Windows Mobile and nonexistent on the iPhone?

Bizarrely, I actually know people that can type faster on a BlackBerry thumbboard than on a proper computer keyboard…

Print | posted on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:35 PM | Filed Under [ Hardware ]

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# re: What is it with keyboards?

I have a Logitech keyboard which I think has a mind of its own! I am not a typiste, so probably don't use it properly.
In an age like we live in, should keyboards be necessary at all, seems a retro-move rather than a step forward?
What do I know being a techno-dullard and all!
3/11/2009 5:21 AM | Rev. Dr. Wu Yi
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# re: What is it with keyboards?

The only problem is that I can't think of any better way to do it. Speech recognition would mean that I'd need to speak everything I want to type, which I can imagine would make programming difficult (think, "System dot out dot printline open parenthesis quotation mark Hello World quotation mark close parenthesis semicolon"). Oh, that and I'd probably catch myself when saying certain phrases that I don't normally use in speech, such as often happen with Antony, though in the long run that might not be such a bad thing.

There's also the new brain-scan technology that Asus was working on.. That's a few orders of magnitude too creepy for me. My mind has virtually no self-control, so I'd probably end up "speaking my mind" more than is appropriate.
3/11/2009 6:42 AM | Don_HH2K
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# re: What is it with keyboards?

I, like yourself, have a model M. I'm sure there are other good keyboards, but I'm also sure that the companies that market these keyboards, such as Apple, Microsoft, and Logitech, don't need to make quality keyboards if they have a good PR department.

People don't know better so of course they will buy membrane keyboards, even though, as you hinted, these should be long gone. Nobody would buy the Model M these days; it is too noisy and bulky. For most people, I don't think that keyboards are a huge issue. Even for programming, a keyboard intensive job, I myself have never really cared too too much about the keyboard I'm using (unless I'm using a Mac keyboard, which I've used numerous times for video editing, and it would probably give me wrist cramps).

Then again, you are probably right, but I don't think companies are too keen on spending money on R&D on products which don't get much attention outside of the nerd/geek and pc gamer subcultures.
3/11/2009 6:55 AM | Ma
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# re: What is it with keyboards?

Like most any computer hardware nowadays, keyboards get squeezed into absurdity by the cost and profit equation. Certainly a membrane keyboard is terrible to use, but it couldn't be cheaper or simpler to produce or clean...and if enough people tolerate them, they'll no doubt be the wave of the future.

I'm tolerant enough of softer-touch keyboards to the degree that I use one; although admittedly the Gateway 2000 AnyKey is hardly a typical keyboard. Although the feel of keyswitches is important, I personally find the most important variable to be the weight and rigidity of the keyboard base itself: I get zero confidence from typing on something that feels like it's about to fold in half; no matter [i]how[/i] clicky the keys are!
3/11/2009 1:15 PM | Andrew T.
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# re: What is it with keyboards?

As I've said before, I love this keyboard except for the small backspace key, but I've grown used to that. And, I love the Windows Vista "pressed in" Windows keys.
3/11/2009 3:27 PM | stoperror

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